I Only Want One Night

[Andri Kaiser III]

OOC: Prepare for trouble this will be the worst first post evah.

IC:

“Dah~”

The thundering footsteps of the adults that walked the busy street woke up the warrior spirit deep in his little form. The eyes of those who were either homeless or observant may of seen the little baby with passionate green hair that laid over his eyes which was only darkened by the very rain drops that had fallen earlier, this scene would possibly appear to other people as tragic as the baby wore no shoes and at this very moment he was naked walking down the streets of Logue town with a large…dog? The creature had a white sheet over its form why? Probably just the paranoia of the child; his eyes showed that he was clearly alive but his lips were evenly parted by an pacifier.

“Dah… Bah da u’un bae?” The creature next to him would stop and nod as though the onlookers that were around more or less had an shocked expression that screamed out ‘HE UNDERSTOOD THAT!?’ ”Go!” The last words out of his mouth before smiling and jumping onto the creature which would take off at full speed but the trip as one would not expect; they only needed to be meters away from the L-town bank tucked safely into an Ally; Andri would prepare for the next step.

“Ga-gaba do’undah nah nah stay.” His final words before patting the top of Reo’s head who ducked behind a box while the sheet was taken and wrapped around Andri to form a cloak with an hood, even covering his face from the public with the stomach warmer and his arsenal attached… yes this was his first step, those tiny feet guided him through the crowd straight to the front doors of the bank.

[Commando Noah]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=valign,top][atrb=width,100][atrb=style,padding:10px;border-right:1px solid #363c45;] CAPTAIN BABY 2nd POST ROBBING BANK

[atrb=width,300][atrb=style,padding:10px;] COMMANDO NOAH GUARDS DOWN, VAULT IN SIGHT. Azure eyes starred down from the heavens, the massive wingspan of his hawk carried above the rooftops. The bird flapping its wings quickly to stop itself, as it caught sight of their young partner. Beneath them, the child was naked. 'that moron, what has he done.' he thought to himself, "dabu babla." he whispered to his bird as they remained airborne. Soft pale hands took a hold of the rifle on his backside. This baby was equipped with a sniper rifle, with a fifty caliber round. This was capable of stopping even the strongest of creatures in their tracks. Folding it out, and arming the weapon he looked down to Andri. It was time to make their move on the bank, and with how Andri was move beneath him, naked and on the bright crimson hound he couldn't have made his actions more clear. "kuda poba" and with a pull of his finger a shot was fired. A round piercing right through the glass of the bank, the noise of the bullet shattered windows near it, sending the crowds parting from the bank. People diving to the floor of the bank, it was time for them to take some money. The hawk swung down, soaring directly for the entrance of the bank that Andri was near. Landing on the ground in a simple fashion, his hawk being dismissed from his side. The hawk hiding atop a nearby light pole as Noah put his rifle on his back. "mau murr." moving past his partner, removing both pistols from the side of his chest. The twelve rounds chambered and prepared to fire. As guards came towards the baby, two shots were fired. Two bodies dropped to the floor, as the young baby cleared a path to the front of the bank. With this the alarm began to cry. Removing a rattle, the baby shook it before tossing it behind the counter. "boom-boom" the rattle clicked and exploded, destroying the counter and throwing debree everywhere, clearing out any people from inside the building as several more guards came in, the captain shooting them each with a simple shot to the chest. Dropping them like poopydoopy in a diaper. Turning his head back to Andri, the baby pointed forward. As a vault at the end of a long hallway was in sight, it was about time they got what they needed. It wouldn't be long before the marines would arrive, so these babies had to make like a banana and split. [style=font-family:Arial Narrow;font-size:10px;text-align:center;margin-top:0px;letter-spacing:0px;color:#5e6c76;][/style]

[ray]

[atrb=valign, top][atrb=style, padding-right: 5px; text-transform: lowercase;][style=font-size: 9px; font-family: arial narrow; letter-spacing: 1px; text-align: justify;]and all you can hear is the sound of your own heart and all you can feel is your lungs flood and the blood course but oh i can see five hundred years dead set ahead of me five hundred behind a thousand years in perfect symmetry[/style][style=font-size: 10px; line-height: 11px; font-family: times new roman; text-align: justify; padding-right: 7px; margin-top: 8px; border-right: 1px solid #bfd7df;] Emerald eyes peered down the street in little interest of what was really happening. He knew his partners would never go according to the plan. A sigh went into the air as a small crocodile jumped up beside him to in which a small hand patted it's scaly head. "Dable no no masok." Ray smiled almost sadistically as he revved up the handle of his motorcycle and sped off out of the ally with his small gator frantically running behind him. And then from out of the shadows and smoke that the other baby has caused, ANOTHER baby appeared on a blue and red motorcycle imaged after a crocodile. It was . . . surprisingly loud for it's size which caused a lot of attention by it's self before skidding toward Andri, stopping only inches away from the babe with his hand out. "gade guba poopydoopy" In his hand was a miniature green tiger. "Take it and speak to it you idiot." A voice rang out in almost exact timing of Ray's baby talk. Slowly a small lime green snake crawled from underneath the baby's sleeve. [/style]

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[style=font-size: 10px;]MADE BY RINNE OF OTE[/style]

[JACKIE LI]

The little tyke had a simple job tasked in mind for this heist, to take care any of the small time guards that came their way when or if the alarm sounded. Jackie stood there at the south pathway to the bank awaiting and guarding, but the siren was sounded and powering footsteps of the adults come rushing towards him. Jackie in his red robe with his arms crossed and closed, mentally preparing for the coming opponents. Closer and closer the sounds of those footsteps of those guards make their way to Jackie, and once they had reached the correct distance, his eyes open instantly. “JIIIIIIIII-TAWH!” The child said loudly to the guard as if he was promoting his presence, not only that he posed his body into somewhat of a crane stance.

The guards looked at the child with a smirk and a breath of relief that clearly showed underestimation to the boy. The boy didn’t like that one bit and the anger grew as he wanted to show his retaliation immediately. Quickly, he back flipped upward and charge into a total assault at the guards. His little feet and arms went into a rapid succession and in all the while he shouted. To what he shouted exactly was, “ATATATATATATATATA!!!!!!!!!!!” The shout he made was heart felt as if it came from the soul of his being. He brawled and brawled to even the point where the guard became a bloody pulp.

To sound the end of his assault he shouted once more. “WAW-TAW!” He planted himself back to the ground in the same crane stance with the face ever so focused, waiting for the next challenge. In that very stance, he slowly moved his arms to try and manage his robe. From it looked like it seems he was looking for something and what he uncovered, was an animal cracker box. Then, he slowly took a single animal cracker from the box and placed inside his mouth. Jackie slowly chewed that cracker so intensely as he waited and waited.

[Shepard]

"BOO BOO!!!!"

A large lizard smashed through the front doors, and riding pretentiously upon his back was not a man, nor a woman, nor a Fishman, nor a Fishwoman, nor a Giant, nor a Skypeian Man, nor a Skypeian Woman, but a babeh. A pacifier, placed in his mouth was spit out, and grasped by the babies hand. Looking up, he placed the sucking object with similarities to a nipple in his pocket, and drew his guns from the sides of his lizard.

Stepping off, he looked around with a determined face. "Wabagoo moo wa wa!" One of the men looked at the baby in confusion, but there was no time for confusion. Raising his gun, the Lizard spit out a massive quantity of liquid goo, binding the people to their positions for the time being. This way, they would not be able to escape.

"Get munmun?" He asked, looking over to the Commander. He dared a Marine to fight them and try to take his money, which would be used to buy animal crackers. He had a fever, and the only cure, was more crackers.

[Andri Kaiser III]

The fact that onlookers could only stare and watch as these tiny pirates went to work on their beloved bank shows that they are doing things right. Collected effort of the crew gained them Access to the bank with ease; though regrettable the cool image inside of his head was ruined when the captain suddenly decided to screw the rules of proper engagement and began putting people down, along with the other baby who seemed to ride on the back of Godzilla or some non-sense like that.

“Ah.. Dabu dabu ja…ja’un dabu.” The small palm met the face of the green haired child, save for only Ray who rolled up like a G to deliver a new toy for him; it was a small green robot tiger which turned all of the lights on in his eyes as he lifted it up into the air blocking what little sun was preparing to shine through. “Daaaaaah! U’un U’un! Dunah dunah!” His excitement shined through well even as his small frame shifted his legs would part and the tiger would be grasped by both hands and lifted over his head, small lips that strangled the soft pacifier would part for a single word to slide out.

“Heeensiiiiiin!”

The tiger’s mouth would open and with the voice of a grown ass man his translation would spew out. “Heeenshiiiiiiin!” The combination would be complete when Andri dropped his arms and the tiger would fit perfectly in his stomach warmer poking out of the cloak was his head only, it was a magnificent combination that gave him the rush he needed to storm the bank! Admittedly he was impressed with the crew even more so when he entered in and saw the control the others had… it nearly brought a tear to his if it wasn’t such a serious moment there was truly poopydoopy to do; now where would he go?

Of course there would be panic all around the area now with all the explosions, guns a blazing and badass martial arts move not to mention babies on motorcycles! What stood out most to the diaper warrior was the man in the little office to the left (Jackie voice) trying to climb his expensive looking ass out the window; a brilliant move the baby would have to agree while nodding his head he’d have to express how proud he was of the man for thinking of saving himself by viciously throwing three of his black Kunai into his legs causing him to cry out in pain.

“Hm… Bah bah chul choo’naga bing!”

The man’s face was shrouded in fear and confusion until the tiger begun to speak.

”Listen here, that big door has money’s in it and we wants it now!”

“Nah’banga boom! Janga Uun jan?”

Again he turned his attention to the tiger.

“If we have to blow it up, I’ll personally murder everyone you hold dear ya understand? Beech.”

The man nodded with tears in his eyes as the knives were withdrawn from his leg and held to his neck with the lazy child holding on tightly to his shirt with that crushing grip, forcing him to limp to the bank.

[Commando Noah]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=valign,top][atrb=width,100][atrb=style,padding:10px;border-right:1px solid #363c45;] CAPTAIN BABY 2nd POST ROBBING BANK

[atrb=width,300][atrb=style,padding:10px;] COMMANDO NOAH GUARDS DOWN, VAULT IN SIGHT. With his assault on the inner sanctum of the bank, the arrival of the other children arose. The shipwright arriving in typical fashion of his mecha mastery, removing a device and handing it to the first-mate. The technology wasn't needed by the Captain for now. Shepard arriving shortly after the duo at the doors, bursting in with both his weapons ablaze atop his lizard. The baby sure knew how to arrive in style, a simple nod to acknowledge his partner in crime as his creature spit forth a nasty jam like substance on the floor, keeping the new simple marines in place. Shepard tilting his head to him, telling him to move further into the bank. A grin with a fair set of teeth rose on his cheeks as he nodded back to Sheppard. Andri finally stepping within the boundaries of the building, his plan having gone down the hole with the captains nonchalant entry. The baby approaching a downed guard, taking a kunai to his figure and demanding in his baby drabble for the money. A device that Ray had given him, translating it for the adults. Interesting, their demands would be much easier with this invention. Though the Captain wasn't going to waste any more time, and Andri's words of explosions enticed the toddler as he whistled for his hawk. The massive bird swooping through the broken windows and directly to the Captain. The child removed a backpack from the back of the bird, before letting it free once more. The toddler turned around and signaled for Shepard and the others to follow. Running towards the shiny metal doors. Reaching the door, the child removed the backpack from his figure and tossed it onto the ground. Taking a moment to unzip the package inside as marine labeled torpedo were taken out and placed near the door. The child stacking several towers of the explosives as tall as he was before retreating the edge of the hallway. The baby removing a second rattle from his side, shaking it violently before tossing it towards the vault door. With a little nursery song, and a click the vault room exploded. Smoke sprayed out of the hallway and the building, blinding all inside for a moment as it slowly cleared. Looking back down the hallway the child saw the silver glint of the vault door. A frown slowly creeping across his face, however the dust cleared and revealed the walls compeltly around the vault doors were destroyed, the door standing alone by a miracle. The Captain quickly turned passed the hallway and into the vault where stacks of berri went to the ceiling, with gold coin's and jewel's as far as the eye could see. "hura hury" he cried out, filling his outfit and diaper with necklaces and gold coins, loading himself up, among the backpack the explosives were carried in. [style=font-family:Arial Narrow;font-size:10px;text-align:center;margin-top:0px;letter-spacing:0px;color:#5e6c76;][/style]

[Shepard]

Following Noah, Shepard and Godzilla headed to the vault. After the explosion, he found the thought of animal crackers and all the boobs they could dry out rather pleasing.

Entering the vault, he loaded up four bags and his hat with Berri's. He loaded the bags onto Godzilla and laughed in a childish, evil way, similar to the way that Chucky laughed before killing one of his human owners.

"Gabooboo!"

They were RICH! And they would have TITTIES! Turning around, he heard the click that a revolver made when being cocked and prepared to shoot. The man stared at him, his hands trembling. He could not bare to shoot a child.

It didn't matter, he would not get the chance. Raising his gun, he pulled the trigger and unloaded a few bullets into the mans chest. Falling back, he hit the ground and dropped the gun, still alive. Waddling over to him, he lowered his pants and ripped a huge baby dump into his face. "Bee feefee stewypoo!". Beef stew.

This baby didn't mess around. The poop killed the man, suffocating him with the stench of leftovers.

[Andri Kaiser III]

It was apparent the Captain was just as impatient as ever the man could not simply wait for the manager to open the vault; thus making less commotion but instead the captain relied on his instincts. The Manager that was in the grip of the baby still looked worried, he must have known that his life was rather uncalled for the bank was open to the group now and he had every right to be worried.

”I’nga babu sada jing” He looked up at the baby as he continued to speak that language only the others understood but the voice of the tiger rang out as the little child’s hand wrapped around his neck.

”I’m sorry, no suspects.” Those were the last words he’d hear before 100lbs of crushing grip would come down on his throat both hands squeezing at him until his feet stopped moving, and for his services; the jacket; shirt, and the pants the man wore were removed and taken into the vault. The other tyke had just finished getting his share as I prepared mine, first by tying the sleeves of the jacket; shirt; and the pants legs and stuffing them full of the beautiful spoils of war…

”come boy!”

He whistled out of the bank and what came running wasn’t Reo but the larger dog, it seemed the other dog had gotten afraid and switched places with Wulf… Regardless seeing Wulf come to his side brought a smile on the childs face even more so he was able to tie the money faithfully to Wulf, and tied another bundle in his cloak turned into a backpack and together the two would make their exit.

”Pain! Gawn Dana Gawn I’nga!” Which translated to something like; I’m taking off and will meet you back later. These were his words before riding off with his faithful hound!

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[Shepard]

Shepard turned and made his way back to the main area of the bank, waddling along, loaded with Berri. Once up there, he walked up to one of the females and pointed his gun at her. "Gabba doo!" He pointed to the ground, and although it took a minute for her to register, she did so.

Standing on her belly, he leaned over and buried his baby face into her large double d breasts and shook his head left to right, motorboating them with a passion no other man could have given. Lifting his face, he pointed to the sky, and turned around, walking away with his lizard by his side.

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