The baby is a what now ? (Andri)

[Andri Kaiser III]

The news of the bank being robbed finally began to silence itself naturally as any rumor would with time, meaning the toddlers would be free to wander around town again without much suspicion. The reports didn’t state anything really since all who truly caught glimpse of them either died or just assumed that they were not babies and indeed were midgets!

This worked out in the favor of them all especially Andri who found himself on the back of the canine Leo, who was like the others orange fur with black stripes and a light brown muzzle and other markings; very loyal and hard to scare unlike Reo; he and Andri wandered loosely around the town for hours, of course the stomach warmer was being used as a saddle so the little green haired warrior was strolling through the town naked as he usually preferred.

”Uhn…nah” The words were fast and flew out his parted lips behind the pacifier and into the canines ears who quickly made a turn and travelled down a comfortable alleyway where Andri recalled seeing an bar at the end; his directions would prove correct too. The little tiger that was used for translating suddenly perked up as it was placed on the head of the child of Wulf after all he couldn’t just order drinks in his baby talk… it truly would not work out. Then again the eyes of the patrons all turned their back when they saw the baby wander in, he was a little thing for sure only 2 ½ years old, and as stated before completely naked… except for the stomach warmer and other supplies; such as the blade of victory that hung on the side of the canine.

”Muuh’un” The translator didn’t function this time either, but the canine would leap up into a chair that was one over from the adult looking woman that sat at the bar as well, she was speaking to herself, so curiosity would overcome him if he’d bother with her, but seeing as she looked so foolish… like one of the pirates you’d see in plays he’d reach over and place is hand on her side… this was of course after relieving his position from ontop of his mount and taking the seat directly next to her.

”Ish kay” He said trying to sound manly in his head, though… she’d probably see it in a different manner.

[Andri Kaiser III]

It seemed that the bar tender was giving the woman trouble, the little eyes that soon found themselves submerged in the woman’s chest struggled to turn to the owner of the establishment. The baby obviously was able to tell something was wrong with the girl after all… pirates have to know how to woo women right? All the stories he heard from the men that touched surface told of Pirates and their deeds; his main reason to be a pirate was because of those stories and the pirate blood that ran through his veins.

“Ahn-babu dega! Dah’bu”

Suddenly the canine would perk up after hearing his master’s order… the mighty paw landed on the bar top as and his fangs were put on display for the bartender along with the fierce growl from his gut out into the establishment. Meanwhile as the girl looked around asking for his mother; he’d only shake his head, after all that woman wasn’t fit to be his mother after the way she treated him… it was very doubtful she even knew were the baby was… the same could probably be said for the other Skypiean baby’s.

”Daaaaaah Hiiiiiinsheeeeeen”

Powerful words caused the small green robot tiger on the canine’s back to operate and climb up onto the head of Wulf’s child.

”Aaaaaaaaalright Heeeeenshiiiiin” The little tiger roared out his words; Andri was still in the girls reach, so he’d turn and smile warmly at her while reaching up to rub her cheek to confirm that all was okay, after all he pulled off a successful bank robbery a few days ago; though the look he gave the tender next wasn’t the same, it was more menacing… as menacing as a babies face could get.

”Nah’ga boon duce duce orangey!”

His words were a little sharper and the tone was deeper than before… obviously he meant business.

”Stop standing there stupid, give me some orange juice!” The demands were clear and the bartender, well he would be left with only a few choices; most along the lines of give me the juice or perish.

[Andri Kaiser III]

Andri many of times found himself being smothered by the woman, it was almost like she was doing it on cue since it seemed like whenever he spoke he found himself being cuddled into her chest. Those little hands of his flailed some times when they were free since he was not used to all the attention and getting hugged… it was not in the woman that was raising the little pirate and now here he was being squeezed until his wings popped out; though that would not be a figure of speech literally a pair of beautiful white wings grew from the babies back for a moment.

”Ahh!” There was a slight panic that even shocked the canine who traveled with the young child, his eyes would be looking up at the girl a bit curiously as to what she would do after that; meanwhile the wings seemed to vanish almost instantly drawing back into his little frame… she’d then see his head turn to the side and let out a sigh.

“U’un nada big”

When those words flowed from his tiny lips the tiger would turn his head and respond with ”you saw not a thing.” The girl probably wouldn’t pick up on the Tiger being his translation device but that was the case, and rather it was being a rotten child or not the pirate baby was still a pirate… though the little blush of embarrassment obviously showed on his body, a tint of red crawling over his form; he’d continue to stare into the nothingness before looking up at her and blinking… it seemed she wanted to take him home which was an interesting idea… his mind wrapped around the possibility of staying with her a few days till the rest of the heat fell over.

“U’un ‘av Kuki?”